SQUEE...

Distractions is all anyone wants to share with me this past week.  Well done, everyone!

First, they threw this at me:

  

I've seen it before, but do you actually think that matters? Hell no.

AND THEN THERE WAS THIS:

 

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Just look at my boys. These boys are dancing. In formal finery. TOGETHER.  It is a DANCE-OFF, people.When I saw this for the first time I was looking at it on my phone, and I stood up to leave, because I needed to see this on a bigger screen. Cue me bidding everyone adieu. Goodbye, was finished with this gathering anyway, see you in a minute boys...

Just in case someone doesn't actually know, that's Benedict Cumberbatch on the left and Michael Fassbender on the right. And me in the middle. In the fic I'm going to write...

As I was being driven home, I stared at above pic and thought to myself, God...what if Tom where there too, maybe next to Benedict, and Idris next to Michael...

And as if the internet could sense what I wanted to see, it partially delivered when this was sent a day later:

This man has removed his tie. Nothing left but the party now! In my mind/fanfic, he's dancing his way to the same after-party as Benedict, Michael and me. (When Tom finally shows up, we all dance, with me in the middle. Shut up, I've seen these pics, this is mine now...)
Idris Elba, everybody.

I know what you're thinking, because I was asked it, "what no rdj"  Nope. No RDJ. I didn't place RDJ in the party with me, Benedict, Idris, Michael, and Tom. Because I know my limitations. I'm trying to have a party, NOT A TOTAL FCKING MELTDOWN. I didn't want to be carried out on a stretcher. So no, Robert cannot be there. I have placed RDJ at a different after-party, which I will visit later to admire him from a close distance. You heard me, a CLOSE DISTANCE.

And today they sent me this:

You see what I'm sayin'???.


 And finally the bit of awards show action that was just magical...

You know how I feel about Jared Leto. I may have blogged a few things about him. Maybe I also posted weekly photos on FB for awhile for Jared Leto Tuesday, which was every Tuesday.

So, when this popped up, girl parts caught fire, brain exploded:

I bowed my head right at the desk in front of my laptop screen and said a quick prayer for this. I've not prayed that hard for a coupling to happen since the time someone tweeted me a photo of one Lisa Bonet and one Jason Momoa standing together in the security line at the airport. Please, let it be true...  And it was/is. My dream couples do happen.
Jared is a flirt, but I'd do a backflip if Lared went down. Jupita? Larita?? Whichever, let's do this.


So obvious...

He's handsy in the left photo! We see that, Jared!

This is the tweet w/ Jupita pic that careened into my TL and distracted me for the rest of the day:

He is looking at her something serious in the 2nd pic. Mesmerized. pic.twitter.com/VBN2BMqtw8
— Oh? (@Scifigasm) January 20, 2014

Thank you, @Scifigasm. She's not wrong! We all see it!  SOMETHING SERIOUS. Oooh, Larita...

























I don't understand at all how she's actually handling those eyes. As discussed before several times, Jared Leto's eyes are too much. I feel if I ever did meet Jared Leto, I'd have to treat him a bit like a vampire and not look directly into his eyes, because if he asked me to do something, I'd just be like "Yep!" and just do whatever he was talking about...  Scary. Seriously, looking into Jared Leto's eyes has to be like looking directly into the sun...HOW IS SHE DOING IT???...